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Forgot the other thread!

List do's and dont's when visiting Scotland.

This is for tourists....
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Forgot the other thread!

List do's and dont's when visiting Scotland.

This is for tourists....


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Do: try Haggis.

Dont: Put fekin GRAVY on it.
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Do: try Haggis.

Dont: Put fekin GRAVY on it.


Or tomato sauce if ye get it out the chippy. Seen some arse do that.
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Do: try Haggis.

Dont: Put fekin GRAVY on it.


Woah, gravy on haggis? People do that? That sounds awesome! What is wrong with haggis on gravy exactly, I imagine it would taste brilliant. No doubt someone will be along to tell me that you can't put gravy on haggis because "thats not what we do", you know, in the same way that you're not supposed to wear a kilt unless you wear it with no underwear, stupid socks, a stupid shirt, stupid shoes, and a stupid deid animal over your crotch. Its this cringe and unwillingness to change that holds our country back so.

So is there a good reason to not put gravy on haggis? And does anyone do it?
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Woah, gravy on haggis? People do that? That sounds awesome! What is wrong with haggis on gravy exactly, I imagine it would taste brilliant. No doubt someone will be along to tell me that you can't put gravy on haggis because "thats not what we do", you know, in the same way that you're not supposed to wear a kilt unless you wear it with no underwear, stupid socks, a stupid shirt, stupid shoes, and a stupid deid animal over your crotch. Its this cringe and unwillingness to change that holds our country back so.

So is there a good reason to not put gravy on haggis? And does anyone do it?


Those beef olives you get, the ones with you get with haggis in the middle, are pretty decent if you do them with gravy.
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Don't Waste your money visiting the Falkirk Wheel as its the barge equivalent of The Thora Hird Stairlift
Don't Buy and wear a See You Jimmy Hat,or you'll be looked upon as a patronising c**t
Don't put lemonade in whisky as that implies you'r a gay
Don't put lemonade in a malt whisky as we still have the death penalty for such a crime
Don't expect a warm friendly welcome in the majority of the Hotels and/or B&B's you stay in
Don't bring any sun protection cream ,as you'll be wasting you're time



Do bring a waterproof
Do have a nice time
Do come back again
Do find a fucking job if you intend to stay

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Don't Waste your money visiting the Falkirk Wheel as its the barge equivalent of The Thora Hird Stairlift

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Don't Waste your money visiting the Falkirk Wheel as its the barge equivalent of The Thora Hird Stairlift
Don't Buy and wear a See You Jimmy Hat,or you'll be looked upon as a patronising c**t
Don't put lemonade in whisky as that implies you'r a gay
Don't put lemonade in a malt whisky as we still have the death penalty for such a crime
Don't expect a warm friendly welcome in the majority of the Hotels and/or B&B's you stay in
Don't bring any sun protection cream ,as you'll be wasting you're time



Do bring a waterproof
Do have a nice time
Do come back again
Do find a fucking job if you intend to stay



Too true. I've stayed in plenty of places like that. I've actually sworn off of B&B's when travelling in Scotland as I'm sick of paying them to treat me like I'm unwelcome and have them make me feel awkward with their stupid, petty rules. Hotel's are generally better as the staff don't actually live in them so they aren't feeling like you're an invader in their home.
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Do: try Haggis.

Dont: Put fekin GRAVY on it.



Nothing wrong with a bit of gravy on haggis. Each to their own.
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