[Aberdeen Cowden]

Shawfield Stallion, on 08 March 2010 - 01:12, said:

Brilliant.

[The Moonster]

I usually avoid Clyde threads these days as it turns to complete nonsense but Jesus!

The wiki page made me lol.

[bsd]

westwood_clyde, on 08 March 2010 - 18:42, said:

Actually I blame Network Rail for opeing up a railway line to a town that no-one ever wants to visit,
I mean seriously, what is the point of a train service to Alloa?

Coming from East Kilbride I do hope you see the irony in your post.

[westwood_clyde]

bsd, on 08 March 2010 - 19:13, said:

Coming from East Kilbride I do hope you see the irony in your post.

There is no irony to see.

[maccanee]

westwood_clyde, on 08 March 2010 - 19:57, said:

There is no irony to see.

Irony is in the ear of the beholder, as they say in them there parts.

[Sevennil]

westwood_clyde, on 08 March 2010 - 18:42, said:

Actually I blame Network Rail for opeing up a railway line to a town that no-one ever wants to visit

Did it not occur to you that people might want to get out of Alloa??

[westwood_clyde]

Sevennil, on 08 March 2010 - 23:04, said:

Did it not occur to you that people might want to get out of Alloa??

If it costs £250 to buy a football, then yes, I take your point.

What do the kids kick about the streets?

[Garrowhillclyde]

westwood_clyde, on 08 March 2010 - 23:26, said:

If it costs £250 to buy a football, then yes, I take your point.

What do the kids kick about the streets?

Stolen footballs from the railway line, silly!

[westwood_clyde]

Garrowhillclyde, on 08 March 2010 - 23:29, said:

Stolen footballs from the railway line, silly!

OK, I buy that. But there are still a few anomolies here:-

1. Why are the balls worth more than Mark Gilhaney?
2. Why are the balls the same price as a bungalow in Alloa?
3. Why is there a railway line in a place that barely looks as though gas lamps have been invented, never mind electricity?

[Scotchpie]

westwood_clyde, on 09 March 2010 - 00:01, said:

OK, I buy that. But there are still a few anomolies here:-

1. Why are the balls worth more than Mark Gilhaney?
2. Why are the balls the same price as a bungalow in Alloa?
3. Why is there a railway line in a place that barely looks as though gas lamps have been invented, never mind electricity?

Why do I feel like it's still unsafe to leave the house?

Why do I feel scared to go to the next Clyde game?

Why is this crap still going on?

[westwood_clyde]

Scotchpie, on 09 March 2010 - 00:08, said:

Why is this crap still going on?

Don't make light of this. It is serious. Alloa would be playing at a much higher level, with an SPL compliant stadium, were it not for having to pay £250 per ball.

[Zizou-5]

I was at work in Tesco earlier tonight and some guy was trying to buy his wean a spiderman fly away. The dad asked me how much it was when I said £100 he said that was quite cheap and he was expecting to pay £250, I explained if he had bought an SFL match ball it would have cost him £250 but since this was a fly away it came to £100 . He was quite chuffed at the saving

This post has been edited by Zizou-5: 09 March 2010 - 01:25

[number one wasp]

Clyde fans are so easily amused its fucking hilarious now i got the price of the balls wrong and the police thing was a rumour and you havent got anymore reactions out of me so why is this shit still open its the only thing to amuse yourselfs since you are fucked in the league

[Zizou-5]

number one wasp, on 09 March 2010 - 02:17, said:

Clyde fans are so easily amused its fucking hilarious now i got the price of the balls wrong and the police thing was a rumour and you havent got anymore reactions out of me so why is this shit still open its the only thing to amuse yourselfs since you are fucked in the league

[number one wasp]

Zizou-5, on 09 March 2010 - 02:21, said:

Not a reaction just stating a fact that clyde fans are sad for keeping a thread open trying to bait me when it clearly hasnt worked and just makes you all look rather more stupid than you already did

[Zizou-5]

number one wasp, on 09 March 2010 - 02:23, said:

Not a reaction just stating a fact that clyde fans are sad for keeping a thread open trying to bait me when it clearly hasnt worked and just makes you all look rather more stupid than you already did

[Wee Bully]

number one wasp, on 09 March 2010 - 02:23, said:

Not a reaction just stating a fact that clyde fans are sad for keeping a thread open trying to bait me when it clearly hasnt worked and just makes you all look rather more stupid than you already did

Life is like a box of chocolates.

[Gordon EF]

number one wasp, on 09 March 2010 - 02:23, said:

Not a reaction just stating a fact that clyde fans are sad for keeping a thread open trying to bait me when it clearly hasnt worked and just makes you all look rather more stupid than you already did

Seriously, just shut up.

[Hawain1]

Gordon EF, on 09 March 2010 - 10:28, said:

Seriously, just shut up.

[westwood_clyde]

Zizou-5, on 09 March 2010 - 01:22, said:

I was at work in Tesco earlier tonight and some guy was trying to buy his wean a spiderman fly away. The dad asked me how much it was when I said £100 he said that was quite cheap and he was expecting to pay £250, I explained if he had bought an SFL match ball it would have cost him £250 but since this was a fly away it came to £100 . He was quite chuffed at the saving

Problem is - that could "fly away" onto the railway line. Another factor not taken into consideration by Network Rail.

Still, better to lose £100 to the railway line than £250.

[David W]

Is now a good time to mention I stole a quid from Alloa by keeping my wee red ticket for the stand from the first time we played there and using it again on Saturday?

[clyde4ever]

Just compared the lineup on Saturday with the lineup when we played at Alloa earlier this season.
Park was the only player to play in both games .

[pencils]

David W, on 09 March 2010 - 15:20, said:

Is now a good time to mention I stole a quid from Alloa by keeping my wee red ticket for the stand from the first time we played there and using it again on Saturday?

Theft.

[maccanee]

What I find funny about all this is that no-one (I think) has realised that the match balls are provided and paid for by irn-bru.

I hope the arsehole fan has collected enough glass bottles to pay for this when Barrs come calling...

[JMDP]

mid-table, on 08 March 2010 - 17:42, said:

I wonder what good upstanding guys like Watty Arnott would make of some of the complete wallopers on this thread? It's not like the good old days when you could antagonise people with purpose, it all seems to have been watered down.
It's a dangerous combination of idiots and bullies, with the end result of some really unfunny material.

This. These Clyde fans seem like a right laugh