[wunfellaff]

linky

Hmm, 20 year old unemployed boy.

How about:

Gareth ''the scrounger'' Clement.

[Liam.]

wunfellaff, on 23 February 2010 - 17:34, said:

linky

Hmm, 20 year old unemployed boy.

How about:

Gareth ''the scrounger'' Clement.

Gareth ''Darts is shit and I'm a sexual deviant'' Clement.

[F_T_Y]

Hmm says he hit his first 180 within his first 6 throws ever.

How about Gareth 'Bullshit' Clement

[wunfellaff]

F_T_Y, on 23 February 2010 - 17:44, said:

Hmm says he hit his first 180 within his first 6 throws ever.

How about Gareth 'Bullshit' Clement

Goin by his average i think it was his last as well.

[JohnnyDougDogg]

Im the leading bidder :lol:

Im going to name him, Gareth "my head is like a drive in movie" Clement, or I am willing to take any suggestions from the P n B faithful?

Im willing to bid up to £50 just for the banter, might go further dependin upon the price

[F_T_Y]

JohnnyDougDogg, on 23 February 2010 - 18:04, said:

Im the leading bidder :lol:

Im going to name him, Gareth "my head is like a drive in movie" Clement, or I am willing to take any suggestions from the P n B faithful?

Im willing to bid up to £50 just for the banter, might go further dependin upon the price

I doubt he would take any stupid ones.Or i would of been right in there with £100 'The Rapist'

[wunfellaff]

JohnnyDougDogg, on 23 February 2010 - 18:04, said:

Im the leading bidder :lol:

Im going to name him, Gareth "my head is like a drive in movie" Clement, or I am willing to take any suggestions from the P n B faithful?

Im willing to bid up to £50 just for the banter, might go further dependin upon the price

Holy sheet, the doleys getting at least 21 bar out of this.

If you do get the winning bid, plllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee let us know what he is to be called.

[wunfellaff]

F_T_Y, on 23 February 2010 - 18:29, said:

I doubt he would take any stupid ones.Or i would of been right in there with £100 'The Rapist'

Wouldnt contract law mean he has too? Or then you could complain to e-bay?

[JohnnyDougDogg]

I mailed him and he said I can name him anything within reason so no swearing or racism as it wont be accepted by the darts organisation, but anything else is fine aslong as Im the winning biider, currently my max bid is 50GBP so looking promising, anyone have any good ideas? I was thinking of changing it to just "HUGE FOREHEAD", thoughts?

[F_T_Y]

JohnnyDougDogg, on 24 February 2010 - 09:16, said:

I mailed him and he said I can name him anything within reason so no swearing or racism as it wont be accepted by the darts organisation, but anything else is fine aslong as Im the winning biider, currently my max bid is 50GBP so looking promising, anyone have any good ideas? I was thinking of changing it to just "HUGE FOREHEAD", thoughts?

Call him 'Long live the bdo'

[Liam.]

F_T_Y, on 24 February 2010 - 11:19, said:

Call him 'Long live the bdo'

Gareth ''If there's grass on the pitch'' Clement.

[wunfellaff]

JohnnyDougDogg, on 24 February 2010 - 09:16, said:

I mailed him and he said I can name him anything within reason so no swearing or racism as it wont be accepted by the darts organisation, but anything else is fine aslong as Im the winning biider, currently my max bid is 50GBP so looking promising, anyone have any good ideas? I was thinking of changing it to just "HUGE FOREHEAD", thoughts?

So ''the rapist'' would be ok then? He could walk out to 'mac the knife'' - only rapist song i can think of. £50 and you have effectivley bought yourself a bitch JDD

How about

''the sex offenda fae the Rhonnda''?

''I am Daryll Fittons bitch''?

''the virgin from the valleys''?

''I'm on the dole and i dont mine coal''?

''The nyaff taff''?

[DarkBlue62]

Will be great if you do win it.

[JohnnyDougDogg]

Well looks like I won it

I asked him if I could name him "massive forehead" and I told him the company which would be sponsoring his t-shirt would be "Forehead LTD - For those handicaps with huge spamable heads"

[Dave]

JohnnyDougDogg, on 25 February 2010 - 15:08, said:

Well looks like I won it

I asked him if I could name him "massive forehead" and I told him the company which would be sponsoring his t-shirt would be "Forehead LTD - For those handicaps with huge spamable heads"

Superb

[wunfellaff]

JohnnyDougDogg, on 25 February 2010 - 15:08, said:

Well looks like I won it

I asked him if I could name him "massive forehead" and I told him the company which would be sponsoring his t-shirt would be "Forehead LTD - For those handicaps with huge spamable heads"

I've cost you 30 quid but you now have a bitch. Have a 'greeny' as recompence.

Btw, how long is the 'sponsorship' for?

[JohnnyDougDogg]

wunfellaff, on 25 February 2010 - 16:47, said:

I've cost you 30 quid but you now have a bitch. Have a 'greeny' as recompence.

Btw, how long is the 'sponsorship' for?

Duno thats a good point il email him and ask him before payment.

I was very dispointed with his response to what I wanted to call him and put on his top, he was totally up for it and said great stuff mate aslong as you make payment I dont mind

I told him to make sure I get what I want on his top he has to send me it and he is up for that aswell, doesnt seem anyway I can actually annoy him

Think I shall have to change my approach and his name

[rajpelt]

[Jambo Stu]

Quote

'Thanks to dougdogg, if he coughs up lol, my nickname will be massive forhead ,with links to his buisness Forehead ltd.

And the even better news, a Local documentary filmer has been in touch with views to make my story so far, and into the future into an online documentary, following me in every footstep and going to every darts match i have, Every tournament, and his willing to pay my way into the PDC'

Your going to be famous

[wunfellaff]

Jambo Stu, on 26 February 2010 - 16:56, said:

Your going to be famous

At least ''massive forehead'' is better than an offer of sponsorship at the start of the year:

Quote

From: John McBride (into_the_white_2@hotmail.com)
Sent: 10 January 2010 17:01:09
To: garethclement2009@hotmail.co.uk

Hey Gareth,

Just been told by people upstairs that we're going to get our darts sponsors to have a little more advertising on them. Nothing too drastic don't worry, and if all is well we should get the sponsorship up and running by Feb or Mar 2010.

Basically, as well as having our brand name 'bad website' and our slogan ' we'd also like an imagine of a vibrating dildo on the back of your shirt, roughly 2 feet in height.

Lastly, we have a request for all our darts players, when they hit a 180 (whether it's on floor or stage events) to motion to the crowd or opponent, point to your crotch, do a thrusting action and shout 'Bad Website for life!'

Sorry to spring these changes on you, hope everything is fine and we can continue on with our sponsorship together.

John
bad website.com human resources

[wunfellaff]

JohnnyDougDogg, on 25 February 2010 - 17:29, said:

I told him to make sure I get what I want on his top he has to send me it and he is up for that aswell, doesnt seem anyway I can actually annoy him

He seems to think you own an embroidering company and are GIVING him the shirt.

Wonder where he got that idea from?

Quote

NO idea.guy who won it has his own embroidery company so he said he will give me a dart top

and the next poster gives us

''
So just to get things straight, you have sold your nickname on e bay for a measley £30, and you are now stuck with the nickname Gareth "massive forehead" Clement for the next twelve months ?? ''

hugely entertaining forum thread

[F_T_Y]

Massive forehead Funny if he got to the lakeside next year.Well played sir.

[wunfellaff]

Awwwwwwww, just checked his blog and he says he is scrapping the nickname as he hasnt heard from JDD.