[Patrick Bateman]

Hibernia22, on 10 February 2010 - 18:48, said:

Falkirk took their time getting a first win this season.

Belter. You sure showed him.

[I Support A Pub Team]

The Hero of the Day, on 10 February 2010 - 18:44, said:

Take your time...

The thing is he probably still dosn't get it

[Fudge]

Monster, on 10 February 2010 - 18:22, said:

Women don't belong at football.

You're right there.

Men who take their girlfriend to the football when she has no interest in the sport should be shot. They're always absolutely bowfing as well.

[Monster]

Fudge, on 10 February 2010 - 19:02, said:

You're right there.

Men who take their girlfriend to the football when she has no interest in the sport should be shot. They're always absolutely bowfing as well.

I know I'm right.

I've seen folk bring a bird, and it's shameful.

When we were in the arse end of Division Two running a bus was a constant battle to break even (as Kev of Kilsyth will tell you). So all the regulars used to hand the sweep back in if they won it.

One day one of them brought his ned bird. It so happened he won the sweep and I went to get the £20 off him and she squawked: "Don't you fukn dare gie that tae hum, right?!?!?!" at him, and snatched it off him.

He phoned me one New Year to tell me they'd got engaged. Later, his sister told me they announced it over dinner at his mother's. Apparently she'd said: "It's great coz now I can have the wean ah've wanted since ah wis 15."

She also wore a shell suit to the player/sponsor's end of season dinner.

It worked out okay in the end though. She fell down the steps of the bus one week, did her back in and never came back.

[Gordon EF]

I was about 14 and on holiday with the family and one of my pals. Quite a few of the teenagers hung around with each other at the hotel and one of the girls there told me her friend fancied me. I got her number and we texted a couple of times and then a group of us were going to go and buy some drink and head to the house of one of the local kids. I got absolutely wasted so that I could barely speak or stand up straight. I ended up setting my hair on fire infront of a mirror to find out what it smelled like and burned off far too much and stank the place out. Then I thought I'd make my move. I went to speak to her and I think I said something like "So. You like me?" but I also managed to burp as I was saying this. As you can imagine the beer/vodka burp isn't a particulalry pleasent experience. My memory is a bit hazy but I'm quite sure she made a quick excuse, walked away and never spoke to me for the rest of the holiday.

[Unleash The Nade]

Never really had any bad experiences myself,but a female I know at work told me she was pumped by a retard wearing a Hibs strip in the cinema once.
Seemingly it was all over before her choc ice even had a chance to melt !!!

[Breaking Decency]

Unleash The Nade, on 10 February 2010 - 19:47, said:

Never really had any bad experiences myself,but a female I know at work told me she was pumped by a retard wearing a Hibs strip in the cinema once.
Seemingly it was all over before her choc ice even had a chance to melt !!!

That's a bit worrying considering he's about 15.

[doulikefish]

Breaking Decency, on 10 February 2010 - 19:48, said:

That's a bit worrying considering he's about 15.

i would say about 12

[mozam76]

Monster, on 10 February 2010 - 19:15, said:

I know I'm right.

I've seen folk bring a bird, and it's shameful.

When we were in the arse end of Division Two running a bus was a constant battle to break even (as Kev of Kilsyth will tell you). So all the regulars used to hand the sweep back in if they won it.

One day one of them brought his ned bird. It so happened he won the sweep and I went to get the £20 off him and she squawked: "Don't you fukn dare gie that tae hum, right?!?!?!" at him, and snatched it off him.

He phoned me one New Year to tell me they'd got engaged. Later, his sister told me they announced it over dinner at his mother's. Apparently she'd said: "It's great coz now I can have the wean ah've wanted since ah wis 15."

She also wore a shell suit to the player/sponsor's end of season dinner.

It worked out okay in the end though. She fell down the steps of the bus one week, did her back in and never came back.

She sounds like a fuckin' topper!

[Unleash The Nade]

Breaking Decency, on 10 February 2010 - 19:48, said:

That's a bit worrying considering he's about 15.

Scary,I know,but he's actually 39 !!!

[Patrick Bateman]

Unleash The Nade, on 10 February 2010 - 20:10, said:

Scary,I know,but he's actually 39 !!!

Nah, he ain't. He admitted a while back he was a teenager.

[Spiders For Life]

Drunken Hobo, on 10 February 2010 - 18:34, said:

Did she get a puncture?

[Unleash The Nade]

Patrick Bateman, on 10 February 2010 - 20:47, said:

Nah, he ain't. He admitted a while back he was a teenager.

Suppose that gives him some sort of excuse in a way,but still a prize Fud

[Patrick Bateman]

Unleash The Nade, on 10 February 2010 - 21:37, said:

Suppose that gives him some sort of excuse in a way,but still a prize Fud

Oh, totally.

[Unleash The Nade]

Patrick Bateman, on 10 February 2010 - 21:52, said:

Oh, totally.

Ive sometimes considered starting a thread dedicated to his Fudology,but the mod's would probabaly step in an class it as bullying.
I reckon it would be a runner though and he's so gullible,he would probabaly be the main poster on it

[Patrick Bateman]

Unleash The Nade, on 10 February 2010 - 22:02, said:

Fudology

If that's not a word, it should be.

[Unleash The Nade]

Patrick Bateman, on 10 February 2010 - 22:09, said:

If that's not a word, it should be.

Im going to try and get it entered in the Oxford Dictionary
Along with Fanny-o-meter,which I also invented (plus machine) for Hibernia22 and ForeverHibs,both of whom often score a perfect 10 !!

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[heedthebaa]

Monster, on 10 February 2010 - 18:22, said:

Women don't belong at football.

That had to be said

[Enigma]

Unleash The Nade, on 10 February 2010 - 22:14, said:

Im going to try and get it entered in the Oxford Dictionary
Along with Fanny-o-meter,which I also invented (plus machine) for Hibernia22 and ForeverHibs,both of whom often score a perfect 10 !!

clapometer_600x450 copy.jpg

Fanny O'Meter? Is that no Hibernia22's maw?

[vlad is the man]

I was planning to take this bird out when I was at school to the cinema (imagination). It was all sorted then about two hours before I set out her and her mate text me asking if it was cool for said mate to come with.

What the hell do you say? It was oh so very awkward.

A couple of other mishaps in organising going out with another bird. But I ain't getting into that. That'll be enough self loathing for one day.

[Scotty Tunbridge]

vlad is the man, on 10 February 2010 - 22:27, said:

I was planning to take this bird out when I was at school to the cinema (imagination). It was all sorted then about two hours before I set out her and her mate text me asking if it was cool for said mate to come with.

What the hell do you say? It was oh so very awkward.

A couple of other mishaps in organising going out with another bird. But I ain't getting into that. That'll be enough self loathing for one day.

You didn't specify which sex her mate was, If they were a female why didn't you just get a mate to take the bullet for you?

[djchapsticks]

Hibernia22, on 10 February 2010 - 18:22, said:

Went to the cinema with a lassie and ended up pumping her in the cinema.

Let me guess, did you regale her with tales of you and your pals boosting one another at Modern Warfare 2 and her knickers literally melted off her?

I refuse to believe anyone in a gamerscore boosting clan has ever had their hole, ever.

[Monster]

djchapsticks, on 10 February 2010 - 22:37, said:

Let me guess, did you regale her with tales of you and your pals boosting one another at Modern Warfare 2 and her knickers literally melted off her?

I refuse to believe anyone in a gamerscore boosting clan has ever had their hole, ever.

Ach, that's unfair. I'm sure Marrez has weans!

[vlad is the man]

Scotty Tunbridge, on 10 February 2010 - 22:35, said:

You didn't specify which sex her mate was, If they were a female why didn't you just get a mate to take the bullet for you?

Her mate was a bird. She already had a boyfriend at that point I'm sure. And if it was the guy I'm thinking of he is a fud.

[Marshmallo]

The Hero of the Day, on 10 February 2010 - 12:24, said:

Another test comes tonight when I take her to her first Falkirk game.

At least you'll save some money on Valentines Day