[doulikefish]

Monster, on 10 February 2010 - 16:13, said:

I agreed to take the wife for a romantic weekend in Peterhead when Ayr played there, so we booked into a b and b that was lovely, went to the game, and after she said she was going for a snooze because she was tired, but we'd go eat about 9. I agreed no problem, then started chatting to one of the stewards in the social club, played pool with him for a while, had a couple of pints, then a couple more and a couple more.

Anyway, twelve pints later I crawled back to the b and b, woke the missus up and we went for a curry.

I feel asleep during the main course.

we are the last of the true romantics!!!

[ThatBoyRonaldo]

There used to be this girl i really like, so I was dead pleased when she phoned me up and asked if I wanted to go cycling, no matter how weird I thought it was. Unfortunately, my bike had two flat tyres at the time, so, after 20 minutes of tearing up the house looking for the bicycle pump, i resorted to going round begging off the neighbours. I asked about four, making up some pish about my brother being stranded out in the countryside and needing me to go and collect him on my own bike to help him pump up his tyres. To this day I have no idea why I felt the need to lie. So anyway out I went, and things werent going too bad, although it was freezing and I really hadnt done a good job of pumping up my tyres. It was so mortifying, however, when along cycles the neighbour I had borrowed the pump off, on the same canal, coming straight for the two of us. He does a double take as he passes, and just stops, points at me and says 'you lying wee b*****d.....', before cycling off pishing himself. I think I ended up making up some pish about how he was my dads uncle and I had once lied to him that I couldnt ride a bike, in order to win money off him in a bet that I couldnt stay on one or something.

The absolute worst, however, was the time I took the same girl to my local sports centre for a game of squash, when she had never played before. Basically my mates dad, a very sporty, competetive guy, came in and went in the adjoining court. So while I was being very gentle with her, teaching her the game and making small talk at the same time, all we could hear was pants, huge smacks and occasional shouts of 'YOU b*****d!' from the other court. Ver uncomfortable, and needless to say I was in for a ripping the next time I saw said mate.

[lzreid]

I went for a first official date despite feeling decidedly dodgy. 2hrs later she was rubbing my back as I threw up outside the - pre-renovation - Football Arms in Kirkcaldy.

Get. In.

[False Light]

M ex and I were bored so we ended up going to play badminton. She accidentally smacked me in the face and burst my lip open. I don't even like badminton. 

[John MacLean]

MEADOWXI, on 10 February 2010 - 09:25, said:

Once said to then g/f 'fancy going out, we can do something and grab something to eat?'

Firhill for Partick Thistle v Aberdeen cup game (a game re-arranged as the original was abandoned due to snow on pitch),
with a pie & bovril at half time were not what she was expecting.

She still married me (althought no longer).

I'm impressed you didn't mention the fact that Aberdeen won 7-0.

[Middleton Mouse]

Nick_BCFC, on 10 February 2010 - 09:47, said:

Hey there, you up to much this weekend? I know this nice little park you see with bats at night and I was wondering.....

They'll still be in hibernation.

How I envy them.

[Kayster]

My story wasnt so much as a weird date, but a stupid thing I done on said date.

Went for a meal to an italian restraunt. Couldnt really make head nor tail of the menu so just ordered something that sounded good for my main course. The waiter looking puzzled asked if I wanted large in his Italian accent.

Turned out I had ordered a starter as my main course. Quite embaressed I continued eating. Didnt really work out after that,

[Honest Saints Fan]

A day out to the football would be my ideal date!

[Middleton Mouse]

Honest Saints Fan, on 10 February 2010 - 18:11, said:

A day out to the football would be my ideal date!

Where your date won't judge you for jumping up and shouting dogs abuse at the ref/other team.

That would indeed be pretty ideal.

[Honest Saints Fan]

Ceratogyrus, on 10 February 2010 - 18:14, said:

Where your date won't judge you for jumping up and shouting dogs abuse at the ref/other team.

That would indeed be pretty ideal.

Not to mention the pint(s) you have before you go and the greasy pie you eat when yer there! Why would a girl even think about refusing that?

[Middleton Mouse]

Honest Saints Fan, on 10 February 2010 - 18:17, said:

Not to mention the pint(s) you have before you go and the greasy pie you eat when yer there! Why would a girl even think about refusing that?

I expect a male might not be too keen on eating a greasy pie.

The only problem would be if the team lost then it puts you in a bad mood for the rest of the day.

Oh yes and he'd have to be alright with me wearing jeans and a Falkirk top.

This post has been edited by Ceratogyrus: 10 February 2010 - 18:23

[Monster]

Women don't belong at football.

[doulikefish]

Monster, on 10 February 2010 - 18:22, said:

Women don't belong at football.

"incoming"

[I Support A Pub Team]

Hibernia22, on 10 February 2010 - 18:22, said:

Went to the cinema with a lassie and ended up pumping her in the cinema.

And explain how this qualifies as being a bad date ?

Unless of course she commented on how shite you were

[Honest Saints Fan]

Ceratogyrus, on 10 February 2010 - 18:22, said:

I expect a male might not be too keen on eating a greasy pie.

The only problem would be if the team lost then it puts you in a bad mood for the rest of the day.

Oh yes and he'd have to be alright with me wearing jeans and a Falkirk top.

Indeed!

Monster, on 10 February 2010 - 18:22, said:

Women don't belong at football.

Who else would serve you a pie if women weren't allowed at the football?

[The Hero of the Day]

False Light, on 10 February 2010 - 17:21, said:

M ex and I were bored so we ended up going to play badminton. She accidentally smacked me in the face and burst my lip open. I don't even like badminton.

I knew I had forgotten something. Swimming/Karting/Bowling and Badminton you can add to that now.

I Support A Pub Team, on 10 February 2010 - 18:24, said:

And explain how this qualifies as being a bad date ?

Unless of course she commented on how shite you were

...but seriously just ignore him.

[Patrick Bateman]

Pie *snigger*

[I Support A Pub Team]

Honest Saints Fan, on 10 February 2010 - 18:26, said:

Who else would serve you a pie if women weren't allowed at the football?

Dunno seen some of the "women" behind the pie stands at Tynecastle

[Monster]

Honest Saints Fan, on 10 February 2010 - 18:26, said:

Who else would serve you a pie if women weren't allowed at the football?

I don't mind of they're behind the counter of the pie stall. It's not like they'll watch the game anyway. I'm sure when they're done they sit around chatting about shoes until it's time to head for Throw Pillow Barn or Overpriced Pink Shoe Warehouse.

[Weekender]

ThatBoyRonaldo, on 10 February 2010 - 16:41, said:

There used to be this girl i really like, so I was dead pleased when she phoned me up and asked if I wanted to go cycling, no matter how weird I thought it was. Unfortunately, my bike had two flat tyres at the time, so, after 20 minutes of tearing up the house looking for the bicycle pump, i resorted to going round begging off the neighbours. I asked about four, making up some pish about my brother being stranded out in the countryside and needing me to go and collect him on my own bike to help him pump up his tyres. To this day I have no idea why I felt the need to lie. So anyway out I went, and things werent going too bad, although it was freezing and I really hadnt done a good job of pumping up my tyres. It was so mortifying, however, when along cycles the neighbour I had borrowed the pump off, on the same canal, coming straight for the two of us. He does a double take as he passes, and just stops, points at me and says 'you lying wee b*****d.....', before cycling off pishing himself. I think I ended up making up some pish about how he was my dads uncle and I had once lied to him that I couldnt ride a bike, in order to win money off him in a bet that I couldnt stay on one or something.

The absolute worst, however, was the time I took the same girl to my local sports centre for a game of squash, when she had never played before. Basically my mates dad, a very sporty, competetive guy, came in and went in the adjoining court. So while I was being very gentle with her, teaching her the game and making small talk at the same time, all we could hear was pants, huge smacks and occasional shouts of 'YOU b*****d!' from the other court. Ver uncomfortable, and needless to say I was in for a ripping the next time I saw said mate.

Your word choice at the beginning of this post lead me to believe this was going to be an absolute belter.

[Drunken Hobo]

Hibernia22, on 10 February 2010 - 18:22, said:

Went to the cinema with a lassie and ended up pumping her in the cinema.

Did she get a puncture?

[ThatBoyRonaldo]

This Charming Man, on 10 February 2010 - 18:30, said:

Your word choice at the beginning of this post lead me to believe this was going to be an absolute belter.

Sorry to disappoint......unless you thought I had killed her or something .

[Hibernia22]

Drunken Hobo, on 10 February 2010 - 18:34, said:

Did she get a puncture?

??

[The Hero of the Day]

Hibernia22, on 10 February 2010 - 18:39, said:

??

Take your time...

[Breaking Decency]

Bahahahahahaha.