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Things you want to share with P&B But aren't RTBCs or PTTGOYN! Rate Topic: 16 Votes

#51
twisteH

Posted 17 January 2010 - 16:57

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Ceratogyrus, on 17 January 2010 - 13:12, said:

Just send a message saying you just don't feel up to it (not a lie). I'm one of these folk that can't be arsed with uncomfortable situations. If I think a night out is going to go that way I just don't bother going unless there's going to be folk there I'm desperate to see.

Not worth it for me I'm afraid - sack it off!

Nice signature, at least you're honest unlike most women. :unsure:

Paco, on 02 November 2009 - 00:00, said:

If it isn't a crap pun, boasts about PES, some fabricated nonsense about wanting Celtic to do well or some kind of sexual comment about women, it isn't a twisteH post.

#52
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 17:01

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#53
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 19:06

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Pink Freud, on 17 January 2010 - 13:59, said:

Stop it Toma. You're scaring me.

If that scared you then you might not want to click on this.

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#54
Seymour Bush

Posted 17 January 2010 - 20:09

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I've been thinking back to my old school days recently,playing Football in the playground,a sneaky fag afterwards and fingering the burds behind the bike sheds,Ahh... happy days.......

TBH...I really miss being a caretaker,i loved that job......

#55
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 20:33

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Toma_BullyWee, on 17 January 2010 - 19:06, said:

If that scared you then you might not want to click on this.

Mummy.

#56
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 20:36

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#57
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 20:49

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I'm fair enjoying Lark Rise to Candleford.

I'm actually waiting for the last of the Wallander serials, but must admit that this Is quite good too.

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#58
Middleton Mouse

Posted 17 January 2010 - 21:25

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twisteH, on 17 January 2010 - 16:57, said:

Nice signature, at least you're honest unlike most women. :unsure:

It's not that I'm honest I just can't be arsed making excuses.

#59
The Master

Posted 17 January 2010 - 21:28

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G_Man1985, on 17 January 2010 - 00:42, said:

Only had 1 alcholic beverage all year. Not sure if that is a good thing or not.

Ditto...and even then it was soon after the bells.

Mind you, I've decided that, while not giving up alcohol altogether, I'm doing to either drink less, or spread my consumption out a bit.

Basically, I don't want to get pissed.

This post has been edited by The Master: 17 January 2010 - 21:28

HibeeJibee, on 03 December 2010 - 14:20, said:

We need summer football and a sectional League Cup, no doubt, but we also need an 18-team SPL...

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#60
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 21:39

Forward, together.

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The Master, on 17 January 2010 - 21:28, said:

Mind you, I've decided that, while not giving up alcohol altogether, I'm doing to either drink less, or spread my consumption out a bit.

May as well drink less then. No point in spreading it out, it just means you'll be nearly pished more often, and pished never. Being nearly pished is crap.

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The Phoenix

Posted 17 January 2010 - 21:42

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xbl, on 17 January 2010 - 21:39, said:

May as well drink less then. No point in spreading it out, it just means you'll be nearly pished more often, and pished never. Being nearly pished is crap.

Being nearly pished is magic.

The hard bit is judging the point when you are a sniffter away from being pished.

The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.

#62
The Master

Posted 17 January 2010 - 22:15

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The Phoenix, on 17 January 2010 - 21:42, said:

Being nearly pished is magic.

Exactly; it means you can get away with stuff, while realising you're actually doing it, so don't go too far.

HibeeJibee, on 03 December 2010 - 14:20, said:

We need summer football and a sectional League Cup, no doubt, but we also need an 18-team SPL...

TheMaster@ThePub:~$ sudo apt-get install beer

#63
The Naitch

Posted 17 January 2010 - 22:15

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The Phoenix, on 17 January 2010 - 21:42, said:

Being nearly pished is magic.

The hard bit is judging the point when you are a sniffter away from being pished.

I'm never good at judging that... <_<

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#64
Enigma

Posted 17 January 2010 - 22:51

I am not in the condition to f**k!

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Whats that advert I have seen a few times on SSN with the penguins selling cars all about? Not a patch on the 'cheggersbingo.com' adverts on Channel 4.

#65
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 23:02

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Enigma, on 17 January 2010 - 22:51, said:

Whats that advert I have seen a few times on SSN with the penguins selling cars all about? Not a patch on the 'cheggersbingo.com' adverts on Channel 4.

I saw that earlier too. I would be very disappointed if a few blokes dressed up in penguins didn't come to my door to pick up my car.

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#66
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 23:34

I am not in the condition to f**k!

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Smurph, on 17 January 2010 - 23:02, said:

I saw that earlier too. I would be very disappointed if a few blokes dressed up in penguins didn't come to my door to pick up my car.

The Beautiful South used to sometimes have a man in a pengiun outfit in a couple of thier erlier videos. That is what I though of when I saw the add.

#67
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 23:42

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#68
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 23:44

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im begining to think that at 27 years old i am to old to go to clubs, the last few times ive just stayed for like half an hour and then left.

i also now prefer nights out where something is happening for e.g comedy clubs, quiz nights, gigs or even just going out for diner or to a mates house with a carry out!!

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#69
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 00:02

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accies4eva, on 17 January 2010 - 23:44, said:

That's quite a natrual progression for your age.You'll probably stay on the current trend untill you're about 30,then come the cocaine years and a resurgence of your youth,you'll blow alot your time and cash on drugs and prostitutes untill the inevitable night you find yourself in a car with the bloody battered body of a prostitute because you couldn't get it up because of the drug addiction.You go on the run for few days but after a few arguments over the phone with your gay life partner who couldn't understand your need to f**k women (especially slags) anyway wants nothing more to do with do you...You walk into a Tesco's and blast shoppers to death with guns from druggie pals leaving the last bullet for yourself.......

It sounds a bit bleak but it's a helluvah rollercoaster ride and it's all part of growing up......

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 00:04

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accies4eva, on 17 January 2010 - 23:44, said:

Same here. At first I thought it was a bit sad that I don't really want to go 'out' out as much as before but then I realised most of the time it was never that great.

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#71
Michael W

Posted 18 January 2010 - 00:05

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A slight thought occured to me the other day, along age-related lines. Despite only being 2 decades (or 20 years) old, I've now lived in 4 separate decades (I was born in 1989). Not bad.

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#72
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 00:10

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Michael W, on 18 January 2010 - 00:05, said:

A slight thought occured to me the other day, along age-related lines. Despite only being 2 decades (or 20 years) old, I've now lived in 4 separate decades (I was born in 1989). Not bad.

Despite only being 24 years old, I've lived in two millenia.

#73
DarkBlue62

Posted 18 January 2010 - 00:18

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Honest Saints Fan, on 17 January 2010 - 20:36, said:

Anyone reading my Facebook page would think I was a total weirdo!

Anyone who knows you knows that you are a weirdo. :rolleyes:

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#74
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 00:21

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#75
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 00:28

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I plan on getting up at 6am for a run tomorrow.

This may or may not happen.

honeyboy edwards, on 05 October 2011 - 17:05, said:

How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??

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