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Things you want to share with P&B But aren't RTBCs or PTTGOYN! Rate Topic: ***-- 16 Votes

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 23:34

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We've all been in that situation. You've thought of or done something that you can't place in RTBC or PTTGOYN but it didn't quite justify a whole thread, even though its content was comparable to many things that fitted into the former two threads.

Fear not. Instead of being crushed and finding another thread to sabotage in anger, use the "Things You Want To Share" Thread!

I'll set the ball rolling:

I thought I might need a new electric toothbrush after it felt weaker and weaker on my teeth and gums. I thought it was just that the bristles were worn out, but then I noticed that unlike my last electric toothbrush, this one had an easy battery replacement slot. To satisfy my curiosity, I scavenged around all my remote controls looking for a new-ish AAA battery. Now my electric toothbrush is like an industrial machine.

Over to you...

This post has been edited by Überschwänglichen: 16 January 2010 - 23:35

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 23:39

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I was rather drunk last night and I invented a new sandwich, THE ABERDEEN BUTTERY SANDWICH! Probably the finest sandwich of all time! You heard it here first, you have to butter the buttery AND the bread and add wee pinch of salt. Here's your dinner!
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 23:41

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 23:43

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View Postuni, on 16 January 2010 - 23:39, said:

I was rather drunk last night and I invented a new sandwich, THE ABERDEEN BUTTERY SANDWICH! Probably the finest sandwich of all time! You heard it here first, you have to butter the buttery AND the bread and add wee pinch of salt. Here's your dinner!

I hope when you're having a coronary you'll be able to post and let us know how that feels. :P
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 23:46

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There is/was a lassie in the year above that I get on really well with, and so much so that I was contemplating asking her out. But, as it turns out, she's 'seeing' this absolute c**t of a human being that I so happen to know.

Raging to say the least, and I do feel I'll be using this thread a fair bit, cheers partickfan.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier - it's priceless. As I'm taking it down a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say 'no'. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero - she's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stash the chandelier.
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 23:53

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View PostGypsyTillIDie, on 16 January 2010 - 23:46, said:

Raging to say the least, and I do feel I'll be using this thread a fair bit, cheers partickfan.


Now that you mention 'partickfan', have you seen the video of a guy who's playing Champ Manager and the commentary is about Thistle? Great!!!111
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 23:54

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View PostGypsyTillIDie, on 16 January 2010 - 23:46, said:

There is/was a lassie in the year above that I get on really well with, and so much so that I was contemplating asking her out. But, as it turns out, she's 'seeing' this absolute c**t of a human being that I so happen to know.


I'm going to borrow what was a piece of "Platinum" advice (you get the full complement when you pay Div £10) and quote Dunc:

"Hit him with a brick."
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:08

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View PostÜberschwänglichen, on 16 January 2010 - 23:54, said:

I'm going to borrow what was a piece of "Platinum" advice (you get the full complement when you pay Div £10) and quote Dunc:

"Hit him with a brick."

Sound advice.
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:09

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I have no idea if this is good or bad, hence sharing this with you all here.
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:19

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View PostÜberschwänglichen, on 16 January 2010 - 23:54, said:

I'm going to borrow what was a piece of "Platinum" advice (you get the full complement when you pay Div £10) and quote Dunc:

"Hit him with a brick."


:lol: It wouldn't really be as bad if she was seeing a nice boy, but this guy is just a complete tool. This girl could do a million times better than this arsehole and I guess that's the most frustrating part. Ach well, I guess it's her mistake to make.
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier - it's priceless. As I'm taking it down a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say 'no'. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero - she's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stash the chandelier.
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:21

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View PostGypsyTillIDie, on 17 January 2010 - 00:19, said:

:laugh:
It wouldn't really be as bad if she was seeing a nice boy, but this guy is just a complete tool. This girl could do a million times better than this arsehole and I guess that's the most frustrating part. Ach well, I guess it's her mistake to make.


I'm sure we've all been there. I know I have.

I never actually hit him with a brick, but if you're lucky enough to watch him have a mini-emotional breakdown and furiously punch a wall, injuring his knuckles in the process, have a chuckle on me.

This post has been edited by Überschwänglichen: 17 January 2010 - 00:42

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:30

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I'm currently a bit drunk. This is the first time in something like 5 weeks that I haven't been a drunken mess on a Saturday night, so I suppose that's good going. Maybe slightly drunk, but not not completely ruined; it's an improvement.

Yeah, just thought I'd share that.

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:33

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View PostThe Phoenix, on 17 January 2010 - 00:33, said:

Why does there have to be a grey area between RTBC and PTTGOYN?


Somewhere for you to post your non funny, oh so predictable posts?
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View PostThe Phoenix, on 17 January 2010 - 00:33, said:

Why does there have to be a grey area between RTBC and PTTGOYN?



A momentary "Bi-Polar" switch thing, I think.Posted Image Posted Image

Maybe not.
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View PostMr Ruggy, on 17 January 2010 - 00:36, said:

Somewhere for you to post your non funny, oh so predictable posts?


I don't actually post any of those.

Please feel free to continue with yours though.

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:39

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View PostMr Ruggy, on 17 January 2010 - 00:36, said:

Somewhere for you to post your non funny, oh so predictable posts?


He's still about a hundred times funnier than you.

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If it isn't a crap pun, boasts about PES, some fabricated nonsense about wanting Celtic to do well or some kind of sexual comment about women, it isn't a twisteH post.

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:43

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View PosttwisteH, on 17 January 2010 - 00:39, said:

He's still about a hundred times funnier than you.


Only a hundred times? :unsure: :(

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:47

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View PostThe Phoenix, on 17 January 2010 - 00:43, said:

Only a hundred times? :unsure: :(


Don't worry, I'm shite at maths. I probably got my calculations wrong. :P

View PostPaco, on 02 November 2009 - 00:00, said:

If it isn't a crap pun, boasts about PES, some fabricated nonsense about wanting Celtic to do well or some kind of sexual comment about women, it isn't a twisteH post.

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:49

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View PosttwisteH, on 17 January 2010 - 00:39, said:

He's still about a hundred times funnier than you.


Yeah, leave dad alone Ruggy :mad:
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:50

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View PosttwisteH, on 17 January 2010 - 00:47, said:

Don't worry, I'm shite at maths. I probably got my calculations wrong. :P


Apology accepted. :D

I'm actually flattered that he goes to the trouble of reading all my posts.

Tells us everything about his sad existence.

Edit: Thanks, son.

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View PosttwisteH, on 17 January 2010 - 00:47, said:

Don't worry, I'm shite at maths. I probably got my calculations wrong. :P

Just maths?
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View PostÜberschwänglichen, on 17 January 2010 - 00:49, said:

Yeah, leave Grandad alone Ruggy :mad:

Fixed.
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View PostReina, on 16 January 2010 - 23:41, said:

I'm going for my first run since I had the bairn tomorrow...



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