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Tiger Woods - Retired

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User is offline   Mr Mojo Rising 
Posted 12 December 2009 - 02:08

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Has he?

Is this the end?
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 02:45

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 08:16

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Not retired, just goin on indefinite leave from the game to try and b a better husband
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 10:59

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View Postlichtie23, on Dec 12 2009, 08:16, said:

Not retired, just goin on indefinite leave from the game to try and b a better husband


Surely he could play golf but just not stick it to waitresses?
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 11:17

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Always on the cards that he would take time out.There is no hiding place on a golf course. He has a lot of damage to prepare.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 13:52

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View Postcapybara, on Dec 12 2009, 12:17, said:

Always on the cards that he would take time out.There is no hiding place on a golf course. He has a lot of damage to prepare.


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Posted 12 December 2009 - 15:18

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View Postcapybara, on Dec 12 2009, 11:17, said:

Always on the cards that he would take time out.There is no hiding place on a golf course. He has a lot of damage to prepare.

Parnivik is gonna kill him
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 15:25

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View Postlichtie23, on Dec 12 2009, 15:18, said:

Parnivik is gonna kill him


Aye, Jesper had a few digs at him in his interview.

Dunno why he'd kill him though :huh:


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Posted 12 December 2009 - 15:31

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Tiger vs Parnivik in a steel cage...........

Id pay to see that
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 15:35

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View PostG_Man1985, on Dec 12 2009, 02:45, said:

No


I was obviously semi-joking when I posted the title but when you think about it more, it could be a possibility. Looks like quite a few of the other guys on the tour don't have much time for him, his crowd popularity will plummet, does he have the stones to make a comeback and deal with the pressure?

I think he is going about this all the wrong way tbh asking for his privacy to be respected. If he wants any chance of having his reputation improved he's going to have to take a bit of a battering now and publicly grovel.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 16:01

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View PostMr Mojo Rising, on Dec 12 2009, 15:35, said:

I think he is going about this all the wrong way tbh asking for his privacy to be respected. If he wants any chance of having his reputation improved he's going to have to take a bit of a battering now and publicly grovel.


They reckon it will at least need a couple of big interviews in the states(Oprah etc) and he is going to have to be brutally honest.
His sponsors are dropping him like hot coals,OK not a problem per se,he is loaded,but it is a sign of just how far his stock has fallen.
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 16:03

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 16:04

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 16:10

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View Postthe jambo-rocker, on Dec 12 2009, 16:04, said:

tigers dont change their stripes...



Partners are altogeather a different issue though.
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View Postlichtie23, on Dec 12 2009, 16:31, said:

A Tiger vs Parnivik in a steel cage...........

Id pay to see that

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 03:07

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His biggest sponsor,Accenture has dropped him
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 11:29

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View Postlichtie23, on Dec 14 2009, 03:07, said:

His biggest sponsor,Accenture has dropped him


He is a billionaire. I'm pretty sure he doesn't give much of a toss at the moment.

I just hope it makes his autograph even more valuable ;)
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 11:32

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View Postlichtie23, on Dec 14 2009, 03:07, said:

His biggest sponsor,Accenture has dropped him



Bigger than Nike? :huh:
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 12:33

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View Postbanterman86, on Dec 14 2009, 11:32, said:

Bigger than Nike? :huh:


No, Nike is his biggest sponsor.

Incidentally, anyone have him for next year's dead pool? I'm surprised his wife hasn't beaten him to death with a five iron already.
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 15:04

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View PostStewartyMac, on Dec 14 2009, 12:33, said:

No, Nike is his biggest sponsor.

Incidentally, anyone have him for next year's dead pool? I'm surprised his wife hasn't beaten him to death with a five iron already.


A slight aside, but what odds can you get on him to win at St Andrews in the summer? I've never seen anyone rip up the course like him...
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 00:00

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View Postlichtie23, on Dec 14 2009, 03:07, said:

His biggest sponsor,Accenture has dropped him


As have Gillette. Supposedly EA have went about it this way as well.
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Posted 19 December 2009 - 09:00

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Swiss watch maker Tag Heuer is the latest sponsor to drop him
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Apparently he has now changed his name by deed poll to Cheetah.

I got a DVD the other day called Tiger Woods' 18 favourite holes. What a name for a porny film.
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I think he is not retired yet, he will be away from game for long time i read this somewhere
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