[IainMorton]

Wolfgang Wolf who was the manager of Wolfsburg.

[Enigma]

IainMorton, on Dec 13 2009, 21:47, said:

Wolfgang Wolf who was the manager of Wolfsburg.

I always think he should have signed the Belgian player Jimmy De Wulf.

[pantene proV]

A couple of Willies now;

Willie Watters - lower league legend for Hamilton, Alloa etc

Willie Conquer - linesman at Raith v Airdrie game last night

[airdrieman]

Mary Christmas (no joke it was in the paper)
Drew peacock

[Enigma]

Norman Conquest

Wrote a chemistry textbook at school IIRC

[Derek Patterson]

Enigma, on Dec 23 2009, 15:27, said:

Norman Conquest

Wrote a chemistry textbook at school IIRC

There was a teacher (history I believe) at Perth Academy with that name.

[Mckechnie]

Mr I P Semenoff.

google it if you don't believe me.

[latapythelegend]

Judas, on Dec 2 2009, 00:44, said:

Snudge!
Crawford Baptie
Dixon Blackstock
Linton Husbands
Professor Bernard f**k

Brilliant name!

[Vanquinho.]

Mhairi Husbands

[Enigma]

Humphrey Rudge

[pantene proV]

Found this quite funny from the Dagenham v Notts Co game on Tues night, from the BBC Sport website;

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

League Two

Home Team Score Away Team Time
Dag & Red 0-3 Notts County R (HT 0-1)

• Davies 44
• Hughes 47
• Ogogo (og) 85

[Vanquinho.]

Billy Twelvetrees

[Enigma]

Quote

As a junior, Twelvetrees played for Pulborough, Nine Elms, Sevenoaks,Horsham and Haywards Heath.

Here is one: Dutch footballer Randy Rustenburg

This post has been edited by Enigma: 29 January 2010 - 10:06

[th1stleandr0se]

There was a Chinese girl in one of my classes named Mankei Wan.

"Do you have a Mankei Wan in your class?"

" A few."

African students have had the names Knowledge, Precious and Blessing, not out-and-out funny except if you knew them.

Chinese students often take on British names when they come over here. Kenny and Andy were OK but someone had to tell Cinderella that it was a girl's name.

[A-Mac]

Brother went to school with a girl called Teresa Green, terrible stuff.

[pantene proV]

Been watching the Winter Olympics, the women's skeleton, and I give you:

Melissa Hoar

Not so much a stupid name for a woman as a shameful one. At least she wasn't christened Diana.

Or Aman

[smithybby]

pantene proV, on 19 February 2010 - 02:39, said:

Been watching the Winter Olympics, the women's skeleton, and I give you:

Melissa Hoar

Not so much a stupid name for a woman as a shameful one. At least she wasn't christened Diana.

Or Aman

i laughed at that one too!

erm i've got a friend who works with a guy called Willie Leggit
i went to school with a boy called Hyman Ho
not really a stupid name but it's ironic that i know a police cadet called Ryan Lawless

[deiseblue]

I worked with a man named Roger Rogers.

Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin named their daughter Ireland.

[stimpy]

deiseblue, on 19 February 2010 - 14:07, said:

I worked with a man named Roger Rogers.

Kim Bassinger and Alec Baldwin named their daughter Ireland.

I know a William Williamson, Donald MacDonald and a Robert Robertson. Just shows a lack of imagination.

[Joey]

Enigma, on 23 December 2009 - 15:27, said:

Norman Conquest

Wrote a chemistry textbook at school IIRC

Shit my chemistry teacher's name was Norman Conquest, he must be getting close to retirement now. Very clever fellow by the way.

[Rowan]

Someone I know married a North Korean lassie called......

Bum Dew.

[Raith Against The Machine]

My flatmates' work received a job application from an Asian woman named Supa Porn.

[Tryfield]

Centre Stand Hero, on 01 December 2009 - 23:38, said:

Fanny Craddock

I always hoped against hope that she would one day get married to old Tom Weir, the hill walking guy.


Would that have made her Fanny Weir?




Or if Lady DI had got married to Chris Rea.




No luck.

This post has been edited by Tryfield: 24 February 2010 - 22:56

[Napoli1881]

Fsih from Marillion's real name is Donlad Dick (frae Dalkeith!)

[phanni tikklar]

my mother worked with a guy called davidson davidson... i kid you not