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User is offline   pantene proV 
Posted 01 December 2009 - 22:36

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Real people (celebrities or people you know) with ridiculous names

1 - Randy Bumgardner if you watch HIGNFY a lot you'll recognise this guy's moniker who works in the U.S. Government or some shit.
2 - Sir Jock Stirrup a name that can only belong in the armed forces.
3 - Kevin Daft quarterback for the Scottish Claymores a while back, made me laugh every time he appeared on screen with DAFT written across his shoulders.
4 - Ed Balls or as he's known up here...Heid The Ba'
5 - Stefan Kuntz OK, maybe not funny in Germany but pretty hilarious here.

Any more? Remember - real people (no Pussy Galores)
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 22:43

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Can't think of any more at the mo.
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 22:48

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 23:00

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View PostPatrick Bateman, on Dec 1 2009, 22:43, said:

Rip Torn
Tiger Woods

Can't think of any more at the mo.


Brilliant! Forgot that one.
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 23:04

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View Postshaft2, on 29 April 2010 - 20:39, said:

CHS you really are a typical dream team fukwit.
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 23:41

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 00:06

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 00:14

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 00:44

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  Posted 02 December 2009 - 01:04

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View PostJudas, on Dec 2 2009, 00:44, said:

Snudge!


That is a fucking stupid name! ;)

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 01:22

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I should have thrown in the name of the chopper who called himself 'Motherwell Football Club'.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 01:40

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View PostEnigma, on Dec 2 2009, 01:04, said:

That is a fucking stupid name! ;)

Donald Duck, My dad claims there used to be one in Edinburgh.
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He was a doctor from Troon

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 02:12

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I always liked the basketball player Randy Duck

Neville Neville is also a good one.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 03:02

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:05

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 10:58

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View PostJudas, on Dec 2 2009, 00:44, said:

Snudge!



View PostEnigma, on Dec 2 2009, 01:04, said:

That is a fucking stupid name! ;)


:lol:

I wonder how many people will get that.
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 11:47

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 19:56

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 20:00

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 20:18

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View PostJudas, on Dec 2 2009, 00:44, said:

Snudge!



View PostEnigma, on Dec 2 2009, 01:04, said:

That is a fucking stupid name! ;)



View PostStewartyMac, on Dec 2 2009, 10:58, said:

:lol:

I wonder how many people will get that.



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Posted 02 December 2009 - 23:56

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Posted 03 December 2009 - 17:08

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View PostShuggie_Murray7, on Dec 2 2009, 20:18, said:

I'll take a hammer tae you :P .



You'll take a hammer tae who ya f**kin p***k! :lol:
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