[dave258]

Must have took them ages to get to Aberdeen as well! The fans must have felt fleeced of their train fares.

[palmy_cammy]

How the f**k do you accidentally set someone on fire?

[LOL @ Celtic]

Div, on Nov 1 2009, 14:47, said:

I'm sorry, but that just conjured up a mental image and made me LOL

You're not alone.

[Div]

palmy_cammy, on Nov 1 2009, 14:21, said:

How the f**k do you accidentally set someone on fire?

A favourable set of circumstances exist;

Take some pissed football fans, some smoking, add in 1 Other football fan wearing highly combustible clothing, put them all in a confined space. 1 fella wearing a sheep outfit on fire running through a train whilst aforesaid pissed football fans pour beer on him in an attempt to "douse" the flames.

Incidentally, what would happen to a fire if you poured, say, buckfast wine on to it ?

[Virtual Insanity]

Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 14:10, said:

I'm glad you can laugh, because it was fucking horrific for those of us caught up in it all.

Moron.

Hug?

[The Master]

Div, on Nov 1 2009, 14:26, said:

Incidentally, what would happen to a fire if you poured, say, buckfast wine on to it ?

I don't know.

Why don't you get someone to set you on fire and try it out, seeing as how you think it's so funny. Oh, and don't forget to do it in a confined space with women and kids around.

[Gorgie Rules]

Accies89, on Nov 1 2009, 14:44, said:

wonder if it was a fellow Aberdeen fan who set him alight or some wee ned?

It was a hibs fan who set him alight. Apparently deliberately.

[jmothecat]

Drunken Hobo, on Nov 1 2009, 14:16, said:

Just a bit of pedantry, but isn't wool quite a good fire rerardant?


Poor guy though, it's amazing how stupid some people can be.

I meant Cotton Wool, I forgot to type the word Cotton.


Hope the guy is OK, sounds horrible.

[H Wragg]

Drunken Hobo, on Nov 1 2009, 14:16, said:

Just a bit of pedantry, but isn't wool quite a good fire rerardant?

You're quite correct, after all, the costume would have been made with real wool!

[thommohawk]

Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 15:33, said:

I don't know.

Why don't you get someone to set you on fire and try it out, seeing as how you think it's so funny. Oh, and don't forget to do it in a confined space with women and kids around.

Yeah I know, what a fucking arsehole.

I don't know how anyone can laugh at things like this; and when ppl get minging leg breaks etc.

Being in a fire is my biggest phobia, and how anyone can get some form of pleasure out of it bemuses me.

Bunch of c***s, hope their time comes!

Hope the boyo get's well soon.

[Swampy]

Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 14:10, said:

I'm glad you can laugh, because it was fucking horrific for those of us caught up in it all.

Moron.

You should write a book about your experiences, call it "unmitigated arsehole watches fire and thinks he's hot shit"

[thommohawk]

Swampy, on Nov 1 2009, 17:02, said:

You should write a book about your experiences, call it "unmitigated arsehole watches fire and thinks he's hot shit"

Did you get 33,245 posts writing shite like that?

The boy seen something horrendous and you think your funny taking the piss?

Dickhead!

[Swampy]

thommohawk, on Nov 1 2009, 16:04, said:

Did you get 33,245 posts writing shite like that?

The boy seen something horrendous and you think your funny taking the piss?

Dickhead!

1. Yes
2. Go on and diagnose him with PTSD, why don't you? If you're going to chop onions up for someone who not do it for the poor fucker who got burned instead of the aspergic twat who's trying to make himself look cool for being somewhere in the vicinity of it and speaking to the train driver?

[Aufc]

thommohawk, on Nov 1 2009, 16:04, said:

Did you get 33,245 posts writing shite like that?

The boy seen something horrendous and you think your funny taking the piss?

Dickhead!

Oh shut up you moany wench

[seamus]

Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 12:13, said:

I was in the same carriage, coming home from seeing Dundee at Dunfermline.

It was mostly a blur but seeing someone on fire is not nice. Not nice at all. But initially I didn't realise it was a person

Im sorry but it is fukin hilarious.

I don't know about anyone else but it has put me in the mood for a sheesh kebab.

This post has been edited by seamus: 01 November 2009 - 17:18

[The Master]

Swampy, on Nov 1 2009, 16:12, said:

1. Yes
2. Go on and diagnose him with PTSD, why don't you? If you're going to chop onions up for someone who not do it for the poor fucker who got burned instead of the aspergic twat who's trying to make himself look cool for being somewhere in the vicinity of it and speaking to the train driver?

f**k off you insignificant piece of shit.

I've not once tried to make out I'm "cool". I gave an eyewitness account of what happened. So away and crawl back under the stone you came from.

This post has been edited by Sir Calum Melville: 01 November 2009 - 17:19

[Swampy]

Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 16:18, said:

f**k off you insignificant piece of shit.

I've not once tried to make out I'm "cool". I gave an eyewitness account of what happened. So away and crawl back under the stone you came from.

"I'm glad you can laugh, because it was fucking horrific for those of us caught up in it all.

Moron."

I'm sure it was unpleasant, but you're making out like you were on Flight 93. It's absolutely pathetic.

[The Master]

Swampy, on Nov 1 2009, 16:22, said:

"I'm glad you can laugh, because it was fucking horrific for those of us caught up in it all.

Moron."

I'm sure it was unpleasant, but you're making out like you were on Flight 93. It's absolutely pathetic.

I told you to f**k off.

You have a very black and white view of the world.

[Swampy]

Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 16:23, said:

I told you to f**k off.

You have a very black and white view of the world.

What's black and white and red all over?

[Buddie Holly]

Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 16:18, said:

f**k off you insignificant piece of shit.

I've not once tried to make out I'm "cool". I gave an eyewitness account of what happened. So away and crawl back under the stone you came from.

bet your in the local paper tomorrow they will be comparing him to Smeato.

[The Master]

Swampy, on Nov 1 2009, 16:24, said:

What's black and white and red all over?

You really are an odious cretin.

[Forever Hibs]

Gorgie Rules, on Nov 1 2009, 14:37, said:

It was a hibs fan who set him alight. Apparently deliberately.

Aye, that must be it.

Idiot







As for the guy that caught fire, I seriously hope he has a speedy recovery.

As for it being a "joke"..... Thats utter nonsense, and hope the idiot gets found out and put away for a very long time.

[Fife Saint]

dave258, on Nov 1 2009, 15:17, said:

Must have took them ages to get to Aberdeen as well! The fans must have felt fleeced of their train fares.

Worth a smiley for the effort.

[Swampy]

Sir Calum Melville, on Nov 1 2009, 16:25, said:

You really are an odious cretin.

The guy's fine. It's second degree burns, and the guy who set off the firework will (quite rightly) be hammered. You need to get over it.

[The Master]

Swampy, on Nov 1 2009, 16:28, said:

The guy's fine. It's second degree burns, and the guy who set off the firework will (quite rightly) be hammered. You need to get over it.

You weren't there so have no right to comment.

But I'll happily arrange to have you placed in a situation where you initially think a train carriage is on fire and you can't get out because everyone is rushing for the door. I'm afraid I can't extend it to seeing someone burning because I'm not a sick b*****d like yourself and Div, so wouldn't actively seek to set someone alight for "fun".

This post has been edited by Sir Calum Melville: 01 November 2009 - 17:30