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#101
yummy fur

Posted 28 November 2009 - 12:37

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Particularly enjoyed Billy's article in this week's sun. Rating Ranger's players Hit, miss or undecided based on their performance in the Champions League group stages how many Rangers players did Billy decide were misses?

Now before you answer let's bear in mind that Rangers took only 2 points in the easiest group in the competition and were regularly outclassed / embarrassed.

Yes, you've got it - 2 players were misses!

More fearless and unbiased journalism from Scottish football's best hacks :rolleyes:

#102
Gaz

Posted 05 December 2009 - 15:56

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This weekend's predictions:

Falkirk 1-2 Rangers
Celtic 2-0 Aberdeen
Dundee Utd 2-1 St Mirren
Hibernian 2-2 Motherwell
St Johnstone 1-1 Kilmarnock
Hamilton 1-1 Hearts

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honeyboy edwards, on 05 October 2011 - 17:05, said:

How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??

#103
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 16:02

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Gaz, on Dec 5 2009, 15:56, said:

This weekend's predictions:

Falkirk 1-2 Rangers
Celtic 2-0 Aberdeen
Dundee Utd 2-1 St Mirren
Hibernian 2-2 Motherwell
St Johnstone 1-1 Kilmarnock
Hamilton 1-1 Hearts

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Not too bad at all so far. A bit wrong with Motherwell but apart form that it's fine.

If penguins could run, they'd run like Joe Cardle.

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#104
Gaz

Posted 12 December 2009 - 12:27

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This weekend's predictions:

Aberdeen 2-0 Hamilton
Hearts 1-1 Dundee Utd
Kilmarnock 1-1 Hibernian
Motherwell 1-2 Celtic
Rangers 3-1 St Johnstone
St Mirren 2-1 Falkirk

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honeyboy edwards, on 05 October 2011 - 17:05, said:

How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??

#105
Patrick Bateman

Posted 12 December 2009 - 18:00

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Looked at sky through smoke and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever, and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion, bear children, hell bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern, save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning, save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us.

#106
Cornelius Johnson

Posted 05 April 2010 - 17:08

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Any ideas how it would look now?

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#107
The Master

Posted 05 April 2010 - 17:11

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Dionysus, on 05 April 2010 - 17:08, said:

Any ideas how it would look now?

I don't think he does predictions anymore, not now that he's in the second best job in Scottish Football (the best, of course, being the one held by Gordon Chisholm himself).

HibeeJibee, on 03 December 2010 - 14:20, said:

We need summer football and a sectional League Cup, no doubt, but we also need an 18-team SPL...

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#108
Ranaldo Bairn

Posted 05 April 2010 - 23:16

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Team P W D L F A GD Pts
1 Celtic 28 24 3 1 64 21 43 75
2 Rangers 29 23 6 0 64 24 40 75
3 Dundee Utd 28 14 9 5 42 36 6 51
4 Hibernian 28 9 11 8 40 40 0 38
5 Hearts 28 7 13 8 26 28 -2 34
6 Aberdeen 28 6 15 7 32 34 -2 33
7 Kilmarnock 29 7 12 10 31 38 -7 33
8 Motherwell 29 6 14 9 34 39 -5 32
9 St.Johnstone 28 3 16 9 35 46 -11 25
10 St.Mirren 29 3 11 15 23 38 -15 20
11 Falkirk 28 2 9 17 25 47 -22 15
12 Hamilton 28 2 9 17 21 45 -24 15

This is how it appeared on the 12th March. I don't think he did any after that, maybe a week or so. Cannot remember why 4 teams have 'played' a game more; maybe they played midweek or something.

#109
BLF

Posted 06 April 2010 - 13:24

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BULLY LIKES FUTBAW! :lol:

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#110
Gaz

Posted 06 April 2010 - 14:04

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Heh, thanks for bringing this back up.

Unfortunately I had problems with my computer that were easiest solved by wiping everything and re-installing Windows from scratch. I backed up all my files but unfortunately I missed the stuff I had on this

If anyone has a full list of his predictions this season then I'll be happy to update it.

honeyboy edwards, on 05 October 2011 - 17:05, said:

How many people have you actually witnessed punching a staffie in the street to prove their hardness??

#111
Cornelius Johnson

Posted 06 April 2010 - 14:45

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Gaz, on 06 April 2010 - 14:04, said:

Unfortunately I had problems with my computer that were easiest solved by wiping everything and re-installing Windows from scratch. I backed up all my files but unfortunately I missed the stuff I had on this

i dont believe you...