[kullibino]

Asking someone in English would be a nice start!

[Frank Booth]

To quote Jules from Pulp Fiction...

"ENGLISH motherfucker, do you speak it?"

[RiG]

People use computer software to make a banner then upload it to an imaging site and then link the image into their signature.

[Frank Booth]

mattman, on Oct 22 2004, 11:00 AM, said:

yes i do i wanted to know winston if you know how to make a banner example the banner you`ve got about mixu paatelainen

Well, I used Adobe Photoshop, set the background to a rusty metal look, used the picture on the left which I took of mixu at the open day and the picture on the right which is of him doing a handstand after scoring against Falkirk.

You set it all in layers, the background in one, text in another and images in yet another.

Use the magnetic lasso tool to cut out the image you want from its background, then crop and place in the layer, resizing to fit.

Might sound complicated but as you can see there are plenty of people on here who have done it so you can too

[RiG]

How much does photoshop cost?

By the way I think this thread is destined for E-Chat.

This post has been edited by robsonisgod: 22 October 2004 - 10:20

[donaldo]

robsonisgod, on Oct 22 2004, 11:20 AM, said:

How much does photoshop cost?

By the way I think this thread is destined for E-Chat.

600 notes or thereabouts. The same can be achieved with Paint Shop Pro for a fraction of the cost, although the latest version I think is nudging the 100 notes mark.

[RiG]

All that just for a pretty picture in your signature?

[Frank Booth]

robsonisgod, on Oct 22 2004, 11:20 AM, said:

How much does photoshop cost?

By the way I think this thread is destined for E-Chat.

Photoshop Elements is about £60 I think.

You can download a time limited version from the Adobe website and "acquire" a crack for it B)

[Swampy]

hear mattoman ah hink youz can download eh photo shoap hing fae www.scumbagunofficial.net en you make eh banner wi eh mad mixu hing what a fcukin singin by rah way

[Rugster]

Winston Smith, on Oct 22 2004, 12:39 PM, said:

Photoshop Elements is about £60 I think.

You can download a time limited version from the Adobe website and "acquire" a crack for it B)

I have the latest Paint Shop Pro and Adobe, both time limited trials, which erm, never seem to run out

For mattman:

Ahv goat da newestest Paint Shoap Pro n Adobe n that, I goat them aff a website that lets ye download a trial, and a fuckin cheated to let the hing run furever n that.

[Deco]

Ruggy Bairn, on Oct 22 2004, 01:15 PM, said:

I have the latest Paint Shop Pro and Adobe, both time limited trials, which erm, never seem to run out

Ruggy, could you please put up the link so that I can download either Paint Shop Pro or Adobe.

Appreciated mate.

For mattman:
mad ruggy man wanti pure put up eh link fur at mad paint shop hing or ae other wan man.

cheers mate yer sum guy.

[Gaha]

dmton, on Oct 22 2004, 01:25 PM, said:

Ruggy, could you please put up the link so that I can download either Paint Shop Pro or Adobe.

Appreciated mate.

For mattman:
mad ruggy man wanti pure put up eh link fur at mad paint shop hing or ae other wan man.

cheers mate yer sum guy.

...and here we have, interpreting for the neds, dmton!

[Savage Henry]

Whit?

[Rugster]

dmton, on Oct 22 2004, 01:25 PM, said:

Ruggy, could you please put up the link so that I can download either Paint Shop Pro or Adobe.

Appreciated mate.

For mattman:
mad ruggy man wanti pure put up eh link fur at mad paint shop hing or ae other wan man.

cheers mate yer sum guy.

You'll get either from download.com. CLICKY


Mattman:


Go tae doonload.com and get them fae thair aright man. PUT YER CURSOR HERE N CLICK THE MOOSE MAN

[Deco]

Ruggy Bairn, on Oct 22 2004, 02:10 PM, said:

You'll get either from download.com. CLICKY


Mattman:


Go tae doonload.com and get them fae thair aright man. PUT YER CURSOR HERE N CLICK THE MOOSE MAN

Cheers mate, im going to try Adobe. It says I get a 30 day free-trial.

Mattman:

yas man well in ruggy mucka am jist gonnay use at mad adobe hing man coz it sayz av git a pure 30 day trial man if a download it. qwality man.

[Frank Booth]

Ruggy Bairn, on Oct 22 2004, 01:15 PM, said:

For mattman:

Ahv goat da newestest Paint Shoap Pro n Adobe n that, I goat them aff a website that lets ye download a trial, and a fuckin cheated to let the hing run furever n that.

Also if you are familiar with usenet newsgroups you can download the full versions from, for example, the alt.binaries.warez newsgroup

For mattman:

See if ye ken how ae yase that yasenet hingy ye cun doonload the full bhoona fae the alt.wansannuthins.war-ezzz newsgroup and its pure dead brulliant

[Deco]

I've just spent over an hour downloading Adobe and now I have it I don't know how to work the bloody thing.

[Ric]

The problem is, and no disrepsect to Ruggy/Winston/etc but... , they all look w*nk.
Radfords Michael Moore is the most annoying just now.

This post has been edited by ricster: 22 October 2004 - 16:05

[Akritoi]

nach0king, on Oct 22 2004, 12:51 PM, said:

hear mattoman ah hink youz can download eh photo shoap hing fae www.scumbagunofficial.net en you make eh banner wi eh mad mixu hing what a fcukin singin by rah way

I was in the middle of copying the URL when I read it.

[Frank Booth]

dmton, on Oct 22 2004, 04:44 PM, said:

I've just spent over an hour downloading Adobe and now I have it I don't know how to work the bloody thing.

Do the tutorials young fella!

[Swampy]

Stuart the Lindsay, on Oct 22 2004, 06:39 PM, said:

I was in the middle of copying the URL when I read it.

There's a story behind that

http://www.blackandwhitearmy.com/forums/ in...?showtopic=7482

[Frank Booth]

nach0king, on Oct 23 2004, 01:16 AM, said:

There's a story behind that

http://www.blackandwhitearmy.com/forums/ in...?showtopic=7482

This link will lead you right to "it"

click here