[Cowden til i die]

Fudge, on May 26 2009, 00:41, said:

I left school with an unconditional for uni, but decided to do higher maths there to pass the time. I've never been to a more depressing place in my life. It's full of people doing 'sports coaching' and other shite and pointless diplomas like that.

Ok, what made you say that? What do you study out of interest? Im going to say something to do with English or Geography.

Edinburgh is full of people doing sports coaching too, they walk around full of their own self-importance. So what are you going to do with that 'degree'? Ermm, thought so.

[Dazzle]

Practice


pie and bov


edited for: yes !

This post has been edited by raithfortheleague: 25 May 2009 - 23:55

[Fudge]

Cowden til i die, on May 26 2009, 00:49, said:

Ok, what made you say that? What do you study out of interest? Im going to say something to do with English or Geography.

I've just completed an Honours Geograhy degree.

What made me say it? The fact that I know so many idiots from school who got a couple of scraped Higher passes, and thought that doing further education would do wonders for their job prospects. The invariably like sports (as basically everyone does) and so chose this as their course because it was easy to get into and something they enjoyed.

In reality, it's going to get them absolutely nowhere in life (well, maybe a job in Stenny Sports Centre) as it isn't worth the piece of paper it's written on. It might be worth slightlymore if attained at a decent educational facility, but not at Falkirk College.

EDIT - What am I ging to do with my degree? First I'm taking a year out to travel, then I may well take up a position as a 'research fellow' at the uni that I was offered because of my impressive work

This post has been edited by Fudge: 25 May 2009 - 23:58

[Pol]

stuart., on May 26 2009, 00:48, said:

An excellent question






Those 2 answers aren't idiot proof enough for me

Step 1 - Do not click anything, just type what you want to appear like it was a normal post. I.e. if you wanted it to appear as P+B rather than www.pieandbovril.com, then type P+B
Step 2 - Highlight, with your mouse, the words you want to appear.
Step 3 - Then look along the toolbar to find the "Insert Link" button (Next to the smiley face)
Step 4 - Insert the URL - http://www.pieandbovril.com or whatever website concerned is - then click "OK".

This post has been edited by Pol: 25 May 2009 - 23:58

[Cowden til i die]

Fudge, on May 26 2009, 00:56, said:

I've just completed an Honours Geograhy degree.

What made me say it? The fact that I know so many idiots from school who got a couple of scraped Higher passes, and thought that doing further education would do wonders for their job prospects. The invariably like sports (as basically everyone does) and so chose this as their course because it was easy to get into and something they enjoyed.

In reality, it's going to get them absolutely nowhere in life (well, maybe a job in Stenny Sports Centre) as it isn't worth the piece of paper it's written on. It might be worth slightlymore if attained at a decent educational facility, but not at Falkirk College.

Had to chuckle at that. For once i couldnt agree more with you

[Pol]

raithfortheleague, on May 26 2009, 00:54, said:

Practice


pie and bov


edited for: yes !

Congrats and just out of nosiness, what method did you embark on?

[palmy_cammy]

Adding a dash of Morgans Spiced Rum to a glass of Coke can provide the vanilla affect. Not advisable when driving however.

[Toma_BullyWee]

Self removal of a fucked toenail - is it possible without causing my toe some serious damage, or making myself cry?

I'm a big boy, I can handle my pain, but this nail is driving my crazy. It hurts when I walk, It hurts when I sleep, and it gives me the heeby jeebies when I think about it.

I'm also starting to play football again regularly next week, and I just know that some b*****d is going to stamp on my toe. That's how it all started in the first place.

Just on the off chance someone here might have some useful information, the nail seems to have split into 2 now. The nail initially went black, and instead of growing outwards it grows upwards, so it's like a little ball, which has stopped me from being able to cut it for the last 8 months. A regular nail seems to be growing under it, slowly pushing the gomey nail further towards the end of my toe. Half of the nail is black, half is just normal.

The bloody thing seems to be folding down the edge of my toe now, as I can feel it every step I take ( every move I make ).

Help me. It's very annoying.

[Pol]

Toma_BullyWee, on May 26 2009, 01:06, said:

Self removal of a fucked toenail - is it possible without causing my toe some serious damage, or making myself cry?

I'm a big boy, I can handle my pain, but this nail is driving my crazy. It hurts when I walk, It hurts when I sleep, and it gives me the heeby jeebies when I think about it.

I'm also starting to play football again regularly next week, and I just know that some b*****d is going to stamp on my toe. That's how it all started in the first place.

Just on the off chance someone here might have some useful information, the nail seems to have split into 2 now. The nail initially went black, and instead of growing outwards it grows upwards, so it's like a little ball, which has stopped me from being able to cut it for the last 8 months. A regular nail seems to be growing under it, slowly pushing the gomey nail further towards the end of my toe. Half of the nail is black, half is just normal.

The bloody thing seems to be folding down the edge of my toe now, as I can feel it every step I take ( every move I make ).

Help me. It's very annoying.

That sounds f*cking gruesome mate!! Good luck with that one!

This post has been edited by Pol: 26 May 2009 - 00:09

[Milevskiy]

Toma_BullyWee, on May 26 2009, 01:06, said:

Self removal of a fucked toenail - is it possible without causing my toe some serious damage, or making myself cry?

I'm a big boy, I can handle my pain, but this nail is driving my crazy. It hurts when I walk, It hurts when I sleep, and it gives me the heeby jeebies when I think about it.

I'm also starting to play football again regularly next week, and I just know that some b*****d is going to stamp on my toe. That's how it all started in the first place.

Just on the off chance someone here might have some useful information, the nail seems to have split into 2 now. The nail initially went black, and instead of growing outwards it grows upwards, so it's like a little ball, which has stopped me from being able to cut it for the last 8 months. A regular nail seems to be growing under it, slowly pushing the gomey nail further towards the end of my toe. Half of the nail is black, half is just normal.

The bloody thing seems to be folding down the edge of my toe now, as I can feel it every step I take ( every move I make ).

Help me. It's very annoying.

Even just imagining that makes me feel slightly queezy

edit; I know this is no use to you at all, you have my sympathys!

This post has been edited by Mon The Clyde: 26 May 2009 - 00:12

[Dazzle]

Pol, on May 26 2009, 00:59, said:

Congrats and just out of nosiness, what method did you embark on?

yours and a big thank you its been annoying me for about a year

[Pol]

raithfortheleague, on May 26 2009, 01:12, said:

yours and a big thank you its been annoying me for about a year

No bother

[Toma_BullyWee]

Pol, on May 26 2009, 01:08, said:

That sounds f*cking gruesome mate!! Good luck with that one!

Mon The Clyde, on May 26 2009, 01:12, said:

Even just imagining that makes me feel slightly queezy

edit; I know this is no use to you at all, you have my sympathys!

Feeling the love guys.



Actually, it's caused the skin on my feet to turn to shit as well. I hate feet, and always have done, but I used to sleep with my socks off. Now the only time my feet get some air is when I'm having a shower. My socks are never off because I don't want to look at this thing, and the thought of anything touching it without a sock covering it makes me feel sick, as daft as that sounds!

[Dazzle]

Toma that sounds rough, I would really go to the doctors to see if they can take it off becasue it will hurt like buggery if you yank it off yourself.

[Pol]

Toma_BullyWee, on May 26 2009, 01:18, said:

Feeling the love guys.



Actually, it's caused the skin on my feet to turn to shit as well. I hate feet, and always have done, but I used to sleep with my socks off. Now the only time my feet get some air is when I'm having a shower. My socks are never off because I don't want to look at this thing, and the thought of anything touching it without a sock covering it makes me feel sick, as daft as that sounds!

I'm with you on that one, I cant stand feet!! And I have to agree with rftl. Doctors seems to be only sensible option. It will hurt like f**k and could get infected and shit if you do it yorself.

[Denji]

Why hasn't a smart arse appeared to point out the error in the topic title?

[Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth]

Denji, on May 26 2009, 00:41, said:

Why hasn't a smart arse appeared to point out the error in the topic title?

Is it the apostrophe?

[Proud To Be A Diamond]

loyal-blue, on May 16 2009, 09:18, said:

Should I get my hair done like this?

yes.

[Zanetti]

vikingTON, on May 15 2009, 23:19, said:

Re: Vanilla Coke, it was scrapped by Coca Cola but has since supposedly been introduced in a select handful of countries.

Check out all the different flavours of Fanta you can get in other countries.

[Naught A Chance]

Zanetti, on May 26 2009, 03:16, said:

Check out all the different flavours of Fanta you can get in other countries.

A flavour called "Chocolate Orange Spider"

[McLee]

I-Hate- Glory-Hunters, on May 15 2009, 21:50, said:

Left eye right hand, right eye left hand. First time is a bit nippy.



Can confirm this. Had dailys in for 4 days this week. Removal was agony, even when blootered.

I just couldn't get the hang of contact lenses. I dont mind things touching my eye but putting a lens in i found difficult, I seemed to blink at all the wrong moments. They just weren't for me.

[MONKMAN]

palmy_cammy, on May 26 2009, 00:59, said:

Adding a dash of Morgans Spiced Rum to a glass of Coke can provide the vanilla affect. Not advisable when driving however.

Sailor jerry's for the smoother vanilla taste

That sounds far too much like a tv ad but anyway

[Milevskiy]

Is it 16 or 18 to buy spray paint?

[Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth]

Mon The Clyde, on May 26 2009, 14:39, said:

Is it 16 or 18 to buy spray paint?

Didnae think there was an age. Its no 18 anyway im sure.