Virals

• Bananas & Porridge

  The Kilmarnock fans have endured a rough start to the campaign, and plumbed new depths yesterday with a 0-4 reverse at home to Ross County with the highlanders scoring all 4 of their goals inside the opening 35 minutes.

  This caused one particularly irate home fan to take to the 'net to vent his anger, and boy did he vent.

  The YouTube video below has gone a wee bit viral since being published and it is most definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

  A fair bit of industrious language in this one, and a tremendous plea for the players to increase their intake of bananas & porridge for breakfast.

  Absolute minter big man.
• Lewandowski's Five Star Warning to Scotland

  Polish hitman Robert Lewandowski served up a five star show last night in Germany as he came off the bench to score an astonishing FIVE goals in just NINE minutes as Bayern Munich swept past Wolfsburg in the Bundesliga.

  The big man will of course be leading the line for his country at Hampden on October 8th in our do or die battle with the Polish as we continue our quest for Euro 2016 qualification.

  This video is sure to give the Tartan Army the Heebie Jeebies !
• Three Bedroom Motors

  Killie legend Gordon Sawers is back, and this time he's letting loose on ticket pricing in Scottish Football.

  Gordy boy hits out at Hearts, who apparently think they are "f**king Barcelona" whilst also having a pop at "yooz sitting there with your three bedroom motors".

  It's all there, and it's glorious as usual. Definitely NOT SAFE FOR WORK!